The stick says "time to screw"

Last night I got my first faint line on an OPK. Yep, I know it's not positive yet, but until now I had nothing but stark nothingness on OPK's.  And I got a bit over excited.

DH was in the man cave, and he heard me hollering from the bathroom. He RAN up the stairs, worried something was wrong. When he got to the door he asked if everything was ok.

My response: TWO LINES MEANS ITS TIME TO FVCK!

And then I proceeded to remove his shorts right then and there

I'm not scheduled for another follie check until Friday, but if my OPK gets any darker this morning I'm calling the clinic and getting in ASAP.